weedyindeedy:

seriously though if you’re one of those people who boil your hot dog get the fuck off the planet

I boil that shit so what

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

(via supreme-sauteer)